Wanda the Massage Therapist

wanda the massage therapist

Funny massage video: An oldie but goodie … [Read more...]

Funny Video: Happy Ending Massage

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Are you looking for a "happy ending" massage? You must be if your Google or Bing search inquiry brought you here; sorry we don't do those here but, we thought, we could make you smile with a video of one... This is not a Virus! … [Read more...]

Funny Quote: A deep tissue massage from us is like…

Tattoos hurt and so can our deep tissue massages

"Getting a deep tissue massage from us is like getting a new tattoo!" … [Read more...]

No Pain All Gain!

Massage Quotes & Sayings by Roman Paradigm Massage & Therapy

"Take Your Body Out Of The Equation" Robert V. What this quote means to me is through corrective deep tissue massage, stretching and building a foundation of moving right, you can take your body out of the pain equation while exercising and training; so that the only thing left is your mental drive. No excuses! … [Read more...]

Going To A Spa Is Like…

funny massage quotes by Roman Paradigm Massage & Therapy

"Going to a Spa for your deep tissue massage is like going to a Chinese restaurant for Mexican food". … [Read more...]

Dysfunctional Tight and Weak Muscles Are Like…

Roman Paradigm Massage & Therapy specializes in deep tissue and trigger point therapy massage

"A tight muscle is like a light bulb that stays on when, you switch it off. It's on continuously, contracted, working even when it should be at rest. A weak or inhibited muscle is like switching a light on and having it just flicker on and off. Weak muscles never work properly when asked to." Robert V. … [Read more...]

Deep Tissue Massage Please!

Roman Paradigm Massage & Therapy in San Jose

"You know that you about to get a deep tissue massage when we hand you a tongue depressor before your session" Carol S. … [Read more...]